When you have a network of websites, and a contact form on each one, it’s inevitable that you’ll get some total crap now and again. Todays stonker came in the form of an email from an American dude whose name and contact details i’ll keep private for his dignity, but i’ll post the contents of his pointless email here. For the record, he emailed Fashion.ie, a website we have with a female readership.
Last year when we were in Dublin, I purchased a
Ralph Lauren dress shirt. I tried one on to get
the right size. I put the shirt away when we got
back to the U.S. because I was undergoing some
medical procedure. Last week, I decided to try on
the shirt, and much to my amazement the size was
listed as 15 1/2 39. I never heard of a sleeve
length that long. And, my neck size is 14 1/2. I
would like to return the shirt in exchange for
one that is 14 1/2 32-32 (U.S. measurements)
I look foreward to your prompt response. Thank
you.
Hmmmm… ok so how am I supposed to help? I don’t have any Ralph Lauren shirts and I certainly don’t sell them. Jeez!